Funny

Did I mention that the roller girls rock?

Funny of the day:
Mom Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground
and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her
not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At t his point, my daughter
looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all
this stuff, you are so smart."
I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you
have to be the dad."
''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face. When you're
finished laughing, send this to a Mom